| <Niva> | I bet whoever invented Jello did so because he had a lot of friends who did acid, and really wanted to fuck with them. |
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<Niva> | "Hey, Matt, pour me a glass of water." |
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<Niva> | "Sure man, I- HOLY SHIT!" |
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<Andolph> | And just to tease them, they stuck all kinds of stuff like doll heads and legs inside the jello |
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<Niva> | Dude, this water isn't pouring? |
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<Niva> | "What are you talking about? You're getting it all over the floor!" "IT'S STILL IN THE PITCHER, MAN!!!" |
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