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Chat 6203 by Anonymous on 07/01/2011

IronChef_Foicite> well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef_Foicite> i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef_Foicite> and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef_Foicite> and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef_Foicite> so that's like saying
IronChef_Foicite> "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef_Foicite> but a potato!
IronChef_Foicite> potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef_Foicite> in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef_Foicite> that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef_Foicite> but there's more!
IronChef_Foicite> there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef_Foicite> and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef_Foicite> and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef_Foicite> so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
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