| IronChef_Foicite> | well, there's a lot of reasons |
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IronChef_Foicite> | i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks |
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IronChef_Foicite> | and that's if you leave them in water |
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IronChef_Foicite> | and they really only exist to be pretty |
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IronChef_Foicite> | so that's like saying |
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IronChef_Foicite> | "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" |
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IronChef_Foicite> | but a potato! |
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IronChef_Foicite> | potatos last for fucking ever, man |
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IronChef_Foicite> | in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack |
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IronChef_Foicite> | that part alone makes it a good symbol |
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IronChef_Foicite> | but there's more! |
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IronChef_Foicite> | there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! |
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IronChef_Foicite> | and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" |
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IronChef_Foicite> | and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome |
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IronChef_Foicite> | so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you" |
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