| <pssh> | tonight i was watching tv and eating some chinese food |
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<pssh> | my three year old walks in and i turn around and say "Here, want some?" and she just starts crying and runs out of the room |
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<pssh> | my wife barges in and starts yelling at me for scaring her like that |
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<pssh> | turns out my daughter came in asking if i had seen the cat |
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