| <D> | : ill murder you good >:o |
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<k33bz> | not if u can't get to me! |
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<k33bz> | jerkzilla! |
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<D> | : when i go visit you >:o |
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<k33bz> | like hell u will |
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<D> | : fine i wont go visit you then |
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<k33bz> | yes u will |
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<k33bz> | but the joy of here will keep u docile |
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<k33bz> | then halfway home when u go over the border u'll be like, "FUCK >< forgot to murder k33bz" |
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<k33bz> | hah! |
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<k33bz> | and that's the story of how christmas was saved |
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