| <@MORA> | THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN |
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<@MORA> | Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. |
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<@MORA> | Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. |
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<@MORA> | Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. |
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<@MORA> | Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit. |
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<@MORA> | Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary. |
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<@MORA> | Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. |
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<@MORA> | Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. |
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<@MORA> | After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. |
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