<XenoDemon> | So it is 3am, and I am sleeping |
<XenoDemon> | Some girl comes into my dorm room (Door isin't locked, room mate is still on computer) |
<XenoDemon> | She mumbles something to my room mate who had no idea who she was |
<XenoDemon> | Sits on my bed, then lays down in my bed (I am still in it), takes my blanket, and starts to go to sleep, then knocks her head against mine. |
<XenoDemon> | I go "Who the hell are you? What's your name?" "Aisha" "Where do you live?" "Ogg" (Another dorm) |
<XenoDemon> | "you're in the wrong dorm" "what? no I'm not" "Well um I need to use this bed, go back to Ogg ok?" "Haha... Ok... bye" and then she leaves |
<XenoDemon> | I know it is easy to get random drunk girls into bed, but that was just ridiculus. |
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