| <_Foxy> | And I am sitting in math next to the hottest chick ever cuz the teacher said thats the only thing that will keep me awake :/ |
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<_Foxy> | I was always sleeping and man...my dick is in pain after 2 hours next to her with her miniskirt! |
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<_Foxy> | damn I'm gonna watch some more porn |
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<_Foxy> | brb |
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