| <+Kiro> | I totally pulled the Jedi mind trick on someone. |
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<+Kiro> | Like, we get commissions for tours and stuff. |
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<+Kiro> | 15 bucks per tour if its from 1 of our 2 companies, nothing if its from this 3rd party. |
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<+Kiro> | So this guy insists on getting 8 tours from this 3rd company. |
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<+Kiro> | So I just looked at him and was like. |
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<+Kiro> | "You don't want this tour company" |
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<+Kiro> | ANd he was all. |
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<+Kiro> | "I dont want this tour company" |
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