| | * noir will return: have to make my parents bed so they wont suspect anything |
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<Kaelic> | noir: Um, why would your parents bed be unmade? |
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<noir> | maybe i was sleeping in it.... |
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<Orca> | Kaelic: I dunno, is there a wet spot on it? |
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<Kaelic> | They have sex in that bad, gross! |
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<noir> | i dont want to think about my parents having sex |
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<Kaelic> | just think about the sex byproducts you were sleeping in, thats bad enough |
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<Orca> | Kaelic: Just think, YOU are the byproduct of your parents having sex! |
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