| <WeirdHat> | so I went to the LOTR thing at the museum of science |
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<WeirdHat> | when we were in the line to get in |
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<WeirdHat> | there was a guy at the front with a microphone to tell us all the rules, no cameras allowed and things like that, blah blah blah |
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<WeirdHat> | when he started, the volume on the microphone was set too loud |
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<WeirdHat> | so he joked "THIS IS GOD" and then fixed the volume and went on with the telling us stuff |
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<WeirdHat> | and when he was done |
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<WeirdHat> | a little girl behind me said |
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<WeirdHat> | "was that REALLY god?" |
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