| <TURBOMEAT> | my car caught fire. |
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<TURBOMEAT> | I tried to flick a cigarette out the window |
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<TURBOMEAT> | and it was only like 1/4 down |
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<TURBOMEAT> | so it bounced off the window and went under the seat |
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<TURBOMEAT> | 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from under me |
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<TURBOMEAT> | it landed on some paper |
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<TURBOMEAT> | then started to burn the material under the seat |
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<TURBOMEAT> | I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be hazardous |
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