| <AKMask> | [...] So im out the road at a bonfire with a bunch of guys. Eagle Beach, great bonfire, 35 pallets. I end up in the woods going at it with this girl i meet there. My 'friends' decide it would be a great idea to toss my pants in the bonfire. I had to drive 35 miles back to town with my ass exposed. it sucked. |
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