| <QBeep> | Reminds me of one of my fevorite moments... |
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<QBeep> | I've just finished changing a tire that went flat on the way to delivering a pizza. I'm covered in mud, grease, and black tire grime. |
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<QBeep> | My right hand is bleeding, my face is smudged. |
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<chillin_work> | attractive |
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<QBeep> | I'm standing on this customer's porch, with a pizza that was ordered from the Pizza Hut web site. The customer opens the door, and what falls out of my mouth is, |
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<QBeep> | "Hi, ma'am, I'm from the Internet"... |
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