<Burningmace> | I had a customer in hysterics today at work |
<+KPR> | how come? |
<Burningmace> | Well, we sell lots of things that have different types, so sometimes you can buy assorted packs |
<Burningmace> | He was buying some flavoured condoms... assorted ones, so the computer automatically prepends "Assorted" to the start of it |
<Burningmace> | So I put it through and hand him the reciept and he checks it and starts laughing |
<+KPR> | huh? |
<Burningmace> | I took a look at the reciept, and because the line didn't fit on the paper, it'd truncated the first word. |
<Burningmace> | So he'd bought some Ass Flavoured Condoms. |
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