| @Zack`away> | man |
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@Zack`away> | I gave birth yesterday |
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@Zack`away> | and now I can't masturbate without getting short of breath |
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+Joe_Fox> | me too! |
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@Zack`away> | Joe: Where did you go? |
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@Zack`away> | er |
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@Zack`away> | BLOOD |
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@Zack`away> | i gave BLOOD |
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@Zack`away> | jesus |
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+Joe_Fox> | oh my god |
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+Joe_Fox> | i thought that was some joke |
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