| <Shirley> | it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower |
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<Shirley> | and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop |
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<Shirley> | and threw it at her |
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<Shirley> | and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!" |
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