| <ryan`> | god i fucking rule |
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<ryan`> | my brother stole money from me |
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<ryan`> | so i mixed elmers glue with a bit of water |
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<ryan`> | then i spread some over my sisters little hand puppets |
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<ryan`> | and threw it half way under his bed |
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<ryan`> | now hes grounded all next week for "jacking off with her hand puppets" |
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