| <DrBob> | You'll never get it. Men weren't meant to understand women. |
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<Odin> | not true. |
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<Odin> | I've managed to solve for the fundamental logic operation of women. |
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<DrBob> | It's just best to let them do what they want, so they'll let us do stuff to them. |
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<Odin> | Nono let me explain. |
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<Odin> | Women are fundamentally amplifiers. |
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<Odin> | Anything you give them expect to get back multiplied |
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<Odin> | give them money you don't have in the form of a credit card, expect a huge debt |
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<Odin> | give them a little love, and they'll give you a lot of love back |
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<Odin> | give them a little DNA in the bedroom |
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<Odin> | and they give you a baby |
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<Odin> | So if you give them crap, you'd better be ready to recieve a ton of shit |
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