| <Lyfe> | definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money. |
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<Lyfe> | oops, wrong channel =/ |
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<Lyfe> | disregard |
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Morlack coughs |
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<RakashlHoW> | Lyfe you need a little timeout? |
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<Morlack> | No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women. |
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