| <BChikapa> | wan 2 cybar? |
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<Calisa> | We have sex three times, it's fun, I get pregnant, Jimmy needs a daddy. |
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<BChikapa> | I refuse to pay child support, and lengthy leagal battles ensue. |
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<Calisa> | Jimmy becomes torn by his dashed hopes of having a father, so he murders you while you're sleeping on the job at the toll booth. |
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<BChikapa> | All my family members despise me, and as a result no one has any money to pay for my disposal. |
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<BChikapa> | I am unceremoniously dumped into the Hudson River, wrapped in a cheap plastic tarp. |
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