DominoEffect> | so, I saw quite possibly the best thing ever today |
DominoEffect> | had to go to the hospital because my mother had to have surgery done |
DominoEffect> | and in the lobby there was a little bakery type thing, with coffee and bagels and such |
DominoEffect> | the guy behind the counter was short, big nose, bald on top, short curly hair on the sides and back of his head |
DominoEffect> | when I came in there was a big guy standing around outside, he came in after me and ordered a bagel or something with a thick german accent |
DominoEffect> | took a bite and said "you know, we can't get decent baked goods in germany anymore" |
DominoEffect> | the guy behind the counter just said "oh, and whose fault is that?" |
DominoEffect> | I was fuckin dying, I had to step outside for a minute |
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