| <Shadda> | So, Like |
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<Shadda> | I'm watching this thing on PBS last night |
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<Shadda> | about this guy who used to be on the bomb squad |
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<Shadda> | Got his arms blown off from the elbow and down |
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<Shadda> | both arms |
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<Shadda> | and they're saying, 10 years later, a radical new procedure is possible |
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<Shadda> | a double arm transplant |
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<Shadda> | Then they get all serious |
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<Shadda> | and the narator goes |
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<Shadda> | "The only catch...the arms must come from a dead person." |
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<Shadda> | like, wtf |
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<Shadda> | Where else would they come from? |
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<rworks> | I volunteer! |
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<Shadda> | "Sorry, sir. It seems you've been taking your arms for granted. Excessive masturbation and constant ass picking. We feel that this man, who has served his country, deserves them more." |
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<Shadda> | *Chink!* |
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