| <cyclonut> | the whole "you must use our browser" "you have been authenticated" bla bla bla bullcrap doesnt sit well with me |
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<homerj> | they detect your IP, contact your ISP for your information. Then they sneak into your house and install Vista |
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<homerj> | then charge it to your bank account |
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<cyclonut> | homerj, and then take a crap in your toilet and not flush. thats their trademark |
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<homerj> | cyclonut, yes, that's how you know it wasn't just random vandalism |
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<RioMerc> | Anyone who craps in your toilet and doesn't flush gets sued for trademark infringement |
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