| <taxman> | Okay, I seriously don't know how this could happen. |
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<taxman> | I woke up this morning and went into the bathroom to piss |
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<taxman> | One of my nostrils is really itchy and so I grab a piece of toilet paper and blow my nose |
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<taxman> | When I look at it, there's a fucking EARWIG amidst a sea of snot |
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<Rintin> | rofl |
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<taxman> | So I shout in surprise, "Holy fuck! How in the hell did that get up there?!" |
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<taxman> | I drop it in the toilet, flush it and open the bathroom door, and my mom and wife are standing there, staring at me with their mouths half open. |
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<Rintin> | holy shit lmao |
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<taxman> | They haven't stopped making fun of me about it. So I'm here. :/ |
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