| Ade> | Yesterday |
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Ade> | After I got off the computer |
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Ade> | I had the weirdest experience. |
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Ade> | I went out to take a walk with my lemonade. |
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Ade> | And I didn't notice the sign next to my house |
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Ade> | Which was that they were slurrying the street and it had to dry. |
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Ade> | I went out bare-foot like I usually do. |
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Ade> | And totally got stuck to the cement. |
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Ade> | So I was out there |
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Ade> | For like an hour |
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Ade> | And some worker had to pull me out. |
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Hidatoshi> | hahahaha |
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Ade> | Totally sucked. |
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Hidatoshi> | that's the greatest thing ive ever heard |
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Chexee> | Me too. |
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