| <Karina> | there are two people having mutual masturbation on my bed |
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<Karina> | i'm going to blow. |
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<Gravity> | what? |
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<Gravity> | they're fingering each other on your bed? |
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<Karina> | yes |
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<Gravity> | male and female? |
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<Karina> | yes |
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<Gravity> | and are they both cute? |
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<Karina> | yes |
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<Gravity> | and you got on here to tell me about it ? |
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<Karina> | yes |
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<Gravity> | and didn't go join? |
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<Karina> | no |
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<Gravity> | If you have two hot people diddling around in your bed, and you're bi, and they're open, and you get on irc to tell someone else about it instad of joining/watching... You might be an addict. |
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