| <SC> | I hate family. |
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<SC> | One of my Aunts was over. Complete Health nut. She's fucking crazy when it comes to food and health. Everyone was over for my BDay |
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<SC> | So I'm bbq'ing some works of god- Steak, Burgers, Chicken, the good stuff. They are literally cooked perfectly, works of art. Absolutely fantastic. |
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<SC> | We talk my aunt into some of the food, who otherwise refused. Finally she agrees |
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<SC> | She takes a steak, and a burger, jams it in my blender, turns it on, adds some orange juice |
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<SC> | by this time I'm shreaking, and the blender is filled with some orange-brown goo. |
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<SC> | She pours it in a large glass, and drinks it. |
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<SC> | Never have I seen: A) A blender used in such a way B) That many people staring in awe at someone drinking a steak and burger. |
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<SC> | My family is nucking futz. |
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