<Iced_Plasma> | I was at work at the retirement community |
<Iced_Plasma> | and some old guy is talking to me about religion |
<Iced_Plasma> | and he looks aty me and says |
<Iced_Plasma> | "When do you think Jesus will come?" |
<Iced_Plasma> | and I said |
<Iced_Plasma> | "When he climaxes" |
<Iced_Plasma> | and he just stared at me in shock and rage |
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