| ElectromagneticPhantom> | there's like this monster, stooping over a dead body, it looks up at the camera, and as it moves, the heavy skin shifts and folds over itself in places and IT LOOKS FRELLING *REAL* |
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Lyme> | Okay, PHant, I read that sentence, and thought you were talking about dick. |
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ElectromagneticPhantom> | yeah |
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Lyme> | I reread it like, 3 times, and I still think you're talking about dick. |
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Lyme> | Are you talking about dick? |
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ElectromagneticPhantom> | but this monster has no eyes, I think. and four legs |
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ElectromagneticPhantom> | and claws and stuf |
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Lyme> | Four-legged dickmonster |
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ElectromagneticPhantom> | and nasty teeth |
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ElectromagneticPhantom> | and it eats people |
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CommandantCleavage> | four-legged dick monster? You mean men? |
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Lyme> | four-legged clawed cannibalistic dickmonster |
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ElectromagneticPhantom> | it is NOT a dickmonster! |
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Lyme> | It only eats other dick. |
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ElectromagneticPhantom> | STOP IIIIIIIT |
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