| <Slime> | I think in ten years time I will look back on days like this and cry. |
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<Slime> | The times I spent at 2am talking about girls who have dicks and legs made of slugs eating each other whilst melting. |
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<Slime> | My future wife will be all "Tell me what you did as a teenager" and I will say "NOW IS TIME FOR SLEEP" |
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<MechaMrEd> | And then you'll notice she has an erection |
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