| <sharpi> | i got attacked by a group of seagulls on the ferry home today :( |
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<Bill> | ha what happened |
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<sharpi> | i was out on the deck and i noticed these kids were feeding french fries to the seagulls and thought that i'd give it a try |
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<sharpi> | so i go buy some fries and i go out and start feeding them |
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<sharpi> | having a good time until the seagulls that didn't get any got mad or something and started trying to swoop in for my fries so i cover them up and the next thing i know i'm getting shit on by them |
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<sharpi> | it's hard to explain to your wife just how you could manage to come home covered in shit |
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