| <@RangerRick> | Mother yelling at three little well-dressed girls: Do not open that bottle of glitter! Do not! If you know glitter... (holding her arms out making a rainbow sort of gesture) Shit flies! |
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<@RangerRick> | shit flies, indeed |
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<@BadMojo> | Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. |
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