| <TrogL> | Found a new use for a chainsaw. Daughter's boyfriend wouldn't wake up. Ran the chainsaw outside his window. He bolted out of bed yelling "I didn't do it! I didn't do it!" He was still twitching three hours later |
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<Phoon> | ROFLMAO |
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<Phoon> | that's why nothing will beat a 12 gauge shotgun for home defense |
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<Phoon> | Even a cat burglar with ice water in his veins will shit himself at the sound of a 12-gauge being pumped |
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<Phoon> | you don't even need to fire it |
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<Phoon> | hell, you don't even need the gun... just the cocking mechanism and a bottle of carpet cleaner to get rid of the shit stain |
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