| <goldfish> | I took this little green pill for a headache, on my Granny's recommendation. |
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<goldfish> | I woke up in the backyard three days later, no trousers on, talking to Elvis about the infinite. |
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<goldfish> | Granny was yelling out a window at me, "Get up you baby! I take three of those and do my grocery shopping." |
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