| <fataldoom> | today i was looking at renting this room at this house that a couple chicks owned |
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<fataldoom> | they told me they were a little uneasy about renting out to a guy, so i told them "oh that's okay i'm gay" |
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<fataldoom> | then they're like "we've seen three's company, we're not stupid!" |
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<fataldoom> | moral of the story is that i'm still living with my mom |
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