tactics> | i wish i just had someone to give me a hand job once in a while |
tactics> | im thinking about renting one of those little monkeys from the disabled peoples shelter |
BlackDragon> | EW! |
tactics> | im kidding :P |
tactics> | their hands aren't big enough |
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