| <Hephesus> | I think the baby has a fever... |
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<Trinexx> | a fever on a baby is a clear sign of demonic possession, you must remove the heart with a dog skull, then piss inside an empty glass and drink it. Burn the heart. Smear the ashes on your penis. Make hot steamy love to an asian boy. |
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<Trinexx> | be sure to smear molten sugar on the baby's legs and throw it in an antbed once you're done |
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<Hephesus> | or, you know, give him a bath and some medicine... |
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<Trinexx> | NO! DO NOT LET THE DEMON TOUCH WATER! |
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<Hephesus> | what if I bathe him in holy water? |
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<Trinexx> | possibly, as long as the heart has already been removed |
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