| <Potato> | This guy I work with made the mistake of telling me about his whole idea of saving himself for marriage |
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<Potato> | But it went something along the lines of "I don't wanna die young, 'cause the longer I'm married, the more sex I'll get" |
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<Potato> | I destroyed his little world by asking the only married guy in the store how much sex he gets, to which he replied, "Well, I've got one son, but I'll be damned if I remember how that happened" |
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