| <mike[F]> | Dad (drunk): I used to be a porn star in college to pay the bills, thats how I met your mom! |
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<mike[F]> | Me: Are you shitting me? |
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<mike[F]> | Dad: Nah, I'm just fuckin with ya. She was the porn star. I just stumbled into the wrong dorm room and got my cock sucked. |
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