| <Cronos> | Farrah Fawcett dies, and goes to Heaven. |
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<Cronos> | God says to her "You've been such a good sport, I'll let you have one wish." |
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<Cronos> | She wishes for all the children of the world to be safe. |
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<Cronos> | Michael Jackson appears beside her. |
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<Cronos> | God says to Michael "You've also been a good sport for this, you may have a wish as well." |
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<Cronos> | He wishes not to be black in Heaven. |
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<Cronos> | Billy Mays shows up beside him with a bottle of Oxiclean |
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