| <MmmBacon> | When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God. |
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<MmmBacon> | "Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!" |
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<MmmBacon> | Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..." |
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<MmmBacon> | Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?" |
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<MmmBacon> | Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever." |
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<MmmBacon> | "Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah. |
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