| <Nightripper> | Ah, airport security. After 9/11, things got hectic. My way is simple, direct, and effective. |
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<mcfuzzhead> | what's your way? |
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<Nightripper> | "Weapons are mandatory." |
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<Nightripper> | Don't hijack this plane, no sir. Granny's packing a machete! |
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<Nightripper> | "Sir, you didn't set off the metal detector. I'm gonna have to ask that you take this pistol with you." |
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