| <pushead> | nothing freaks out the girlfriend like graphic threats of sexual torture and murder |
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<painiac> | does she read them, too? |
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<pushead> | she read the latest one |
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<painiac> | hahahaha |
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<painiac> | that makes it all worthwhile |
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<painiac> | what did she say? |
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<pushead> | 'babe, some guy here says he'll kill you and rape your corpse' 'is it painiac?' 'yes' 'then it's funny. laugh with me' 'your friends are stupid and crazy' |
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