<joe`> | I got overpaid $150 two weeks ago, i decided not to say anything |
<joe`> | now last week they UNDERPAID me $150, so I went to my manager to tell him to put it right and he comes out with "you didn't tell us when we overpaid you, did you"? |
<joe`> | I told him "I'll tolerate one mistake, but not two!" |
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