| <@Rjx> | talking about buying gas in the liter is for pussies |
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<@Rjx> | in the US they measure gas in how many middle eastern countries will need invading |
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<@Rjx> | HEY YEAH PUT A ONE QUARTER IRAQ IN THAT THERE TANK |
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