| <Raisin> | my mom is paranoid |
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<Raisin> | i was messing around with a lighter and she thinks i'll become some freak who razes buildings for fun |
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<Raisin> | she saw me in a fistfight once and is convinced i'll become a felon |
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<Raisin> | and i lied once and she kept ranting that i'd be president someday |
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