| <celti> | Get lost in a forest for a few months. Sure way to shed some pounds. |
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<Strider> | celti: I have protection against bein glost.. |
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<celti> | What, never leaving your keyboard? |
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<Strider> | I keep a 6' fiber optic cable in my pack.. if I ever get lost, I just lay it on the ground, and within a few hours, there will be a backhoe there to cut it. |
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