| <flouch> | i spilled mt.dew on my crotch |
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<flouch> | now it looks as if i wet myself |
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<XX01XX> | Interesting... because I piss on myself and then tell people I just spilled Mt Dew |
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<SiFL> | which is also interesting because i piss in mt. dew containers and tell peoples its soda |
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