| <nul1o> | this pedo sees a kid hanging around near the edge of the cliff crying |
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<nul1o> | so he looks areound and cant see anyone else round |
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<nul1o> | so he goes up and asks the kid whatsup |
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<nul1o> | and hes like, my dog just died, and on the way to the funeral we were in a car crash |
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<nul1o> | and my parents drove off the cliff, I just manged to escape |
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<nul1o> | and the pedos like its not your lucky day is it |
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<Biomech> | so did you help him? |
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