| <Puunukke> | A Russian lieutenant stands on a cliff with his crew. He looks down, and points at one of his privates. |
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<Puunukke> | - You there. Stand here on the edge, stick your right hand out and jump down. |
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<Puunukke> | The lieutenant watches the soldier fall down and shouts to the next one. |
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<Puunukke> | - You! Come here, point your left hand and left foot forward and jump down. |
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<Puunukke> | The lieutenant again watches the soldier fall, thinks for a minute and shouts again. |
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<Puunukke> | - You there. Come lie down here on the edge, put your right foot up and roll over to the chasm. |
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<Puunukke> | The lieutenant continues until a general arrives at the scene shouting at the lieutenant. |
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<Puunukke> | - Lieutenant Vasiljev, how many times do I have to tell you not to play Tetris at work? |
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